JOHN GREEN IS FAT.

Posted by Gold Coast Personal Trainer Shano on April 30th, 2010 | 25 comments

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Pizza Mustache Shirt! dftba.com Wear it to remind me to slim down! Orders close a week from today. **This is a pre-order and will not ship until mid-March!** In which John discusses his diet, which has netted him a 15-pound loss. He also discusses the brilliant and hilarious facebook group John Green Is Fat, which you can join here Nerdfighters: You are awesome.

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On April 30, 2010 elefantenreise says:

i’m so happy i got the shirt on the last day
On April 30, 2010 Selene147 says:

John you’re not fat. In fact you’re anti-fat. You’re made of awesome. And may Sarah forgive me for saying this, yet again, made of Sexy.
On April 30, 2010 mudbloodsandmuggles says:

Please! Sell the Pizza shirt again! I am very upset that I do not own a shirt that awesome!!
On April 30, 2010 kyliecarefree says:

DEER!
On April 30, 2010 k8hoffman says:

Sell the pizza shirt again! I really want to buy it!
On April 30, 2010 SeanMusicFreak says:

Pizza Mustache John Green reminds me of Stalin…Not sure if thats a good thing…
On April 30, 2010 SeanMusicFreak says:

Pizza Mustache John Green reminds me of Stalin…Not sure if thats a good thing…
On April 30, 2010 Nikki1862 says:

Yes!! Bring back the pizza shirt!!
On April 30, 2010 TorBarstad says:

Fatty.
On April 30, 2010 staticlovers says:

YOU ARE FAT..im sorry i cant tell lies T__T or hate on you
On April 30, 2010 AddieeBoo123 says:

i would like to point out that the advertisement over there —>
is about loosing weight… oh no! youtube’s calling you fat! D:
On April 30, 2010 Michdabomb15 says:

u r not fat, your cells have been invaded with awesome making u gain wieght , meaning u r the AWESOMEST person in the world!!!
On April 30, 2010 SNshellbell says:

lol according to the closed captions ‘nerdfighters” is “new refineries”
On April 30, 2010 McMandinko says:

I am proposing bringing the shirt back. A week is just not enough time! Bring back the pizza shirts!!!!
On April 30, 2010 SimplyJalyn says:

I love you John Green n_n XD Omg I can’t stop laughing.
On April 30, 2010 maracovalichi says:

you are such a FAT ASS haha jk no seriously you are fat jk no im not mmm yes i am maby
On April 30, 2010 AyriannahOllivandra says:

you ate too much awesome, and awesome likes to stick to itself, so it wouldn’t leave your insides
On April 30, 2010 TheRockabillySpecial says:

FATTY FAT FATTY!
On April 30, 2010 iRobotify says:

I just got the shirt in the mail! WOO
On April 30, 2010 knevelchen says:

I got my PIZZA SHIRT today. It’s awesome. And it found it’s way here to Germany! *yayz*
On April 30, 2010 PurpleandBlackNails says:

I HAVE THE SHIRT! All the way in England! dftba!
On April 30, 2010 KHFANGIRL88 says:

I just got my Pizza shirt! Fits me perfectly
On April 30, 2010 Narglesonamistletoe says:

Youre not gaining pounds, your gaining awesomeness, but you got too awesome.
Go nerdfighters!
On April 30, 2010 TheAcademyGirls says:

Degradation/Motivation combo pack: YEAH, YOU LOSE THAT WEIGHT. You can do it. Keep your chins up, land whale.
On April 30, 2010 triplequeen says:

You’re not fat. Really.